英语面试中最令人挠头的六句话
Q&A例句：
What is the job description of mine when working with the company? What are the day-to-day responsibilities of this job? What are some of the skills and abilities necessary for someone to succeed in this job? What′s the salary range for this position here?
No. 4我被上个老板炒了
挠头系数：五颗星
表达难点：如果你的上个老板是黄世仁，被炒的这个事实绝对会为你赚来大把的唏嘘和同情---可惜啊，现代版的黄世仁们都穿着PHD或者MBA的老羊皮袄，把自己包装得绝对专业和理性。他们都不要的人肯定有问题，凭什么处理给我呢！这种事儿还不好撒谎遮着，显得咱不诚信；不好破口骂前老板这个死变态，显得咱们不够和谐；不好实话实说他们给的钱不够您租房的；显得咱们不够大气....。。
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表述技巧：炒鱿鱼也分几种。第一种：赶上经济危机，您是被一锅炒掉的。这个时候一定要表现的跟上甘岭的英雄一样，告诉面试官"我是坚持到最后的那一个！"第二种：大环境没问题，但是你和老板同事气场不合，含泪出局。这种情况切忌在面试官面前像个怨妇一样诅咒别人。想要显得大度和无辜，一语带过是最佳做法。第三种：被炒的原因像和尚头顶的狮子---注意！这个可比虱子明显太多了！凡是因为严重失职、贪污盗窃、殴打客户等等原因被炒的，切忌出现任何时间地点人物类细节，直接用一个模糊的MISTAKE带过，速度越快越好，争取用一秒钟把面试官带进另外一个世纪。
Q&A例句：
Why were you fired?I outlasted several downsizings but the last one hit me.I′verealized it was a blessing in disguise. Now I have an opportunity toexplore jobs that better suit my qualifications and interests.Anew top management team came in and started cleaning house. They wanted to bring in members of their old team. It was unfortunate for me but it cleared my head to envision better opportunities elsewhere.I made some mistakes that I regret, but I now know how I would better handle the situation.Irealized things could have been done differently after thinking about why I left. That job was a learning experience and I think I′m wisernow. I′d like the chance to prove that to you。
NO.5主席也是人，我也是有缺点的。
挠头系数：四颗星
表达难点：以前我面试老师或者员工的时候从来都不问的一个问题就是"请你谈谈你的缺点"。眼看着人编瞎话还不许笑：太残忍了！虚头八脑的人和说话实在的人都会在这个问题里摔跤。HR提问的时候不是想从答案里找出什么闪闪发光的优缺点，主要是想看看面试者是否具备撒谎方面的天赋，二十一世纪最值钱的就是这种人才了。一直以来大家都知道回答这问题千万不能太实诚了。赖床、花心、迟到、传闲话这类"优秀素质"万万不可与它人分享。曾经有阵子同学们都学会了"装大尾巴狼"式的答案："I′m so compulsively seriousabout my work that I can′t stop until the job is 100%done."。对不起，容我吐一个先。
表述技巧：最省事的办法，找张纸写下十个专业人士必备的QUALITIES ORABILITIES(素质或技能)，比如cooperative, flexible, personal skills, experienced，creative public speaking skills等等这些。然后挨个把你将要面试的职位最看重最需要的每一条划掉。看看最后剩下的有哪些，随便挑一个英语不绕嘴的，发音简单的，能举出具体事例和改进措施的---这个就是你的缺点啦！举个例子：如果你去面试一个秘书的职位，多半留下的|是public speakingskills。剩下的大半时间要说说你打算怎么克服这个缺点，举出来的例子一定要落到实处，要包括具体的时间地点人物！如果你能做到说着说着"不经意间"从口袋里掏出一个事先准备好的INDEX CARD，同时告诉面试官"I′m currently taking workshops inpublic speaking skills development. Here′s my homework for tonight′sclass."---那您可老厉害了，下个工作可以直接考虑跳槽到百老汇。